Wife cuts off husband's penis

A Thailand woman cut off her husband's penis after he asked her to make love one more time before he left her for another woman.

Saithong Wantha, 53, then asked neighbours to take Udom Phorit, 35, to hospital while she turned herself in to police, reports The Nation.

Neighbours got hold of Udom's sister, Boonsong Ansanghan, but they could not find the severed organ.

They had to call Saithong on her Cell Phone. She told them she had tossed it behind the fence in the front yard.

Nearly two hours went by before surgeons at Khon Kaen University's Srinakharin Hospital could operate.

Finally, they reattached Udom's penis, but said there was only a 50-50 chance it would function properly.

Saithong, 53, told police at Kosum Pisai that she cut off Udom's penis in a fit of rage because he was leaving her.

She hoped he would stop philandering and stay with her if he could no longer function sexually.

"I love him and I don't want him to leave,"

Ouch!!! As they say there's nothing worse than an angry wonman!

Might have been a better idea for Udom's to inform his wife he was leaving here AFTER sex, not BEFORE.

What an idiot.

DJ's wife sold his Lotus Car for 50p

A controversial radio DJ's wife sold his £25,000 sports car on eBay for just 50p after he flirted with Jodie Marsh on air.

Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the model he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her, reports Metro.

Wife Hayley was listening and immediately posted an advert for the Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of 50p.

The item description read: "I need to get rid of this car in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."

The car sold on eBay within five minutes.

On a previous occasion, the DJ upset Mrs Shaw, 27, when she was pregnant by ringing her sister live on air and saying he thought about her while having sex with his wife.

Mrs Shaw said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act.

"The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back."

She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation." A Kerrang 105.2 spokesperson said the DJ was 'absolutely gutted'.

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LOL, although a little harsh on this disrespectful man, I have to admit to having a big laugh at his misfortune. Come on guys give your better half the respect they deserve.